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Thank you Farrah! 😘💐

Do not lose sight.

Was instructed to make this cake for a customer at DQ the other day..
httplnts: My boyfriend, who I have been all consuming levels of in love with for almost five years now, dumped me with no warning, out of nowhere.


Damn that sucks. I’m sorry but like they always say the world is full of people. This just means he wasn’t good enough for you so he left. One day someone will burn for you and be completely terrified at the idea of being without you. Chin up.

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"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source



do you ever feel left out even when you’re with people?

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"Having to pee but being to tired and lazy to get out of bed so you just ignore the annoying pain"
(via iamrickyhoover)

Damn look at all the notes! Well I made myself get up and pee and then I ate an oatmeal cream pie and drank some lemonade. Haha

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Holy notes! Now it’s morning and I don’t want to get up to pee. 😔

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"Sorry is the fool who trades his soul for a corvette. Thinks he’ll get the girl he’ll only get the mechanic."
Eddie Vedder (via thecalminside)

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are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?

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Everything you love is here


*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i  look great

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